*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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(via defekait)

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via iamthewhitegirl)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via unclefather)