most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
i look like an idiot

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larsvontired:

details of a bouguereau 

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accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

vinebox:

People so fake

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helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

image

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