"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

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When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating


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If you ever figure me out, please teach me who I am.
William Chapman  (via moaka)

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"Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome." - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

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This is the best gif of all time